wife vs girlfriend (jokes only)

Difference between wife and girl friend

Wife is a HARIMAU ...............
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU

Wife is like TV,
Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big (terasa tau), bulky and most of the time old. HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

Last but not least.......TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......
Once get it, HABIS LAH.

So better choose TV lah!!!